It is upon us yet again, friends. Every year, I say, “This is my last year. I’m gonna die if I eat one more piece of chocolate.” But then I make new friends, and they’ve never been, and I want to share my gut-exploding, sugar shock chocolate sickness experience with them.
However, Chocolate Fest as we know it no longer exists, as far as I can tell. There’s a more “challenging” chocolate-themed baking contest this year, and a variety of other events. There are no tickets for sale for the big “all you can eat chocolate goodies” gluttony-athon.
I’m bummed, people. I want to feel that sickening feeling; I want my clothes to be soaked from the sugar-induced sweats.
Here’s the website, anyways. Anyone want to go with me to anything? Should I try to put together an entry for the contest by Friday? Eek.