WowWee Alive Cubs:
“The WowWee Alive™ Cub is a huggable and life-like plush cub who needs to be adopted and taken home. When you give him love and attention, he comes “alive”!
Stroke his back, pat his head or cradle him in your arms and he responds with blinking eyes, an animated mouth and cub sounds! And he even purrs to let you know when he’s falling asleep! The WowWee Alive Cub is the perfect childhood companion – great for daytime play and for night-time cuddling.”
Take a look at the advertisement here:
Please note the hostility and desires to feed in the eyes of that lion. Night-time cuddling my ass. If I put that thing beside me in bed, and awoke to find it staring at me and purring, I’d probably have nightmares for the rest of my life. It might even trump the nightmares I had as a child that aliens would reach for me from under my bed, shrink me down to microscopic size, and operate on me if I were so careless to let my arm dangle off to the side. Yes, folks, that lion stare is that frightening.
Gird your loins! Perpetually angry whimpering lion cub could be coming to your home this holiday season!